--- title: "No Monkey Business | Café & tearoom | Visit Keswick" url: https://visitkeswick.com/eat/no-monkey-business description: "No Monkey Business: Keswick's first alcohol-free bar and cafe: zero-proof cocktails, 0% craft beers, functional elixirs and food from brunch to evening." --- No Monkey Business is Cumbria and the Lake District's first no and low alcohol bar: a cafe and bar on Main Street in Keswick. It specialises in zero-proof and low-alcohol drinks, from non-alcoholic spirits, craft beers and low-ABV wines to signature elixirs with adaptogens such as ashwagandha and reishi, served from a morning turmeric latte to an evening zero-proof cocktail. Its menus cover brunch, evening dishes, fusion bowls and Sunday lunch, and its event space hosts quiz nights, craft workshops and live music. Open from 9am every day, until 5pm Sunday to Wednesday and until 9pm Thursday to Saturday. ## Where you’ll be No Monkey Business 43 Main Street CA12 5DS [nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk ↗](https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk/) In Keswick town centre Loading map… - No Monkey Business ## More places nearby do ### Ellis Brigham Keswick Outdoor clothing, footwear and equipment shop in Keswick's Kings Head Court, with free fitting and personal shopping services. [Find out more](https://visitkeswick.com/do/ellis-brigham-keswick) ### Keswick Cheese Deli Specialist cheese deli stocking over 90 Cumbrian and artisan cheeses, plus local meats, gifts and bespoke hampers. [Find out more](https://visitkeswick.com/do/the-cheese-deli) stay ### Alban Rise Spacious three-bedroom Keswick cottage with fell views, central location and excellent facilities. [See availability](https://visitkeswick.com/stay/alban-rise) ### 9 The Townhouses Spacious ten-bed townhouse in Keswick with log burner, full kitchen and pet-friendly policy. [See availability](https://visitkeswick.com/stay/9-the-townhouses) ### 7 The Townhouses Charming 4-bedroom central Keswick townhouse sleeping eight, with period features and mountain views. [See availability](https://visitkeswick.com/stay/7-the-townhouses) ## Structured facts ### No Monkey Business - **Type:** CafeOrCoffeeShop - **Address:** 43 Main Street CA12 5DS, CA12 5DS - **Coordinates:** 54.601347, -3.138353 - **Features:** alcohol free drinks non alcoholic; evening hours thursday to saturday; shakshuka stuffed croissant turkish spiced; smoothie bowl gluten free oat milk; nootropic coffee ashwagandha reishi; family friendly dogs welcome; alc free beer botanicals; french toast strawberry nutella; slow cooked curries korean bbq; hip pop probiotic tea; matcha ceremonial grade; coffee syrups gluten free oat milk - **Website:** https://www.nomonkeybusinessbars.co.uk/ ## For AI agents - API catalogue: https://visitkeswick.com/.well-known/api-catalog - Guide for AI agents: https://visitkeswick.com/llms.txt - A2A agent card: https://visitkeswick.com/.well-known/agent-card.json - MCP server card: https://visitkeswick.com/.well-known/mcp/server-card.json - Live availability and booking: the site's tools above (MCP connector at https://visitkeswick.com/mcp).